think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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