Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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