I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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