im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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