So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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