can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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