It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I've blown a few things in my day
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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