Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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