I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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