This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
is it fun? or sober?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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