How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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