Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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