please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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