Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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