My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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