Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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