he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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