is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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