Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Randomize
