so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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