just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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