I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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