I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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