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I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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