On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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