He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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