Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Randomize