My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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