found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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