good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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