Your dad touched me again.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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