thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
