He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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