what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I have post one night stand depression
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