its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
