So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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