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Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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