Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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