was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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