Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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