Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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