Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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