How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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