I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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