There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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