Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
