Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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