Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Randomize
