3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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