hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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