i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
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