Got a toothbrush?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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