so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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