I bet he comes in French.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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