you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Randomize
