I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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