found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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