He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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