Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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