Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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